Posted 11 hours ago




they’d have all died.

Posted 11 hours ago


the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

Posted 11 hours ago

Sign outside of a church: “Harvest Gods Love.” No apostrophe. My first thought? “Harvest Gods love what? Rain? Dude, don’t leave me hanging!”

Posted 12 hours ago

Reblog if you’re willing to answer anything that comes in your ask right now

(Source: stranger-alert)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago




Closely followed by riffs on the theme of “….That’s weird,” “huh?”, “Hey, come look at this - you ever seen this?”, and “that can’t be right.”

(Source: twisteddoodles)

Posted 1 day ago

A Negative Confession I can really get behind




"I’ve not been a total asshole without justification."

found this in the archives.

Sounds like one of mine.

Posted 1 day ago



idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

(Source: skenggg)

Posted 4 days ago

Jaguar ‘villain’ ad banned for encouraging irresponsible driving

Say what? ALL car commercials are like that.

Posted 6 days ago


no but like i can imagine freyja trying to go somewhere in her cat chariot and loki behind a tree with a laser pointer